magneto

on a related note, i wonder why has a magneto-themed fridge magnet not yet been released??

scissors paper stone

i really prefer chee ko par.

you need me

stumbled upon this poem at the library the other day. the book was a collection of poems by local writers, and (fortunately!) i was quite taken aback by the quality of prose in it. given our stifling environment and focus on academic results, i was surprised that such a naughty, yet insightful poem was actually written by a singaporean - mr gan see siong, a lecturer at temasek poly. enjoy!

you need me
"you like to enter me in the wee hours of morning
that part of yours in protective sheath
and go romping with me
three to four times a week.

a gentle man you are not
for without warning you would spread me wide
to accommodate the full extent of you.

you strapped me up
with those dexterous fingers
so close i can see your grim determination
the even rise and fall of your chest.

and just like that
you would head me
down the pleasure road
growing all hot and hard in me.

if only you knew how i long for these sessions,
they are the reason why I even exist," said the pair of running shoes.

merry christmas 2011

in the vein of the arab spring and occupy wall street protests, have yourself a very merry made-in-china christmas! =)

chinup bar

this strangely reminds me of james.

hurry curry

同志们, welcome to curry weekend!

heartfelt

saw this on a t-shirt today:

"i love the fucking army.
and the army loves fucking me."

♥

streaming

its never too early to choose: science or arts stream?

mike sucks cock; call 99134529 for free sex

011110

happy binary palindrome day! 0 1 1 1 1 0 is read zero one one one one zero both forward and backwards!

yaay i survived dengue. the test results came out and yes indeed it was leukopenia. no wonder i felt so weak! but the worst's over now to concentrate on properly getting well quick and coming back twice as strong as before.

anyway wow its november already. where did the rest of the months go? another week and it'll almost be 2011 for me. time for the final countdown!

ball boy

i would seriously be annoyed too if something like that happened to me.

uʍop ǝpısdn

˙ʍou ǝɹǝɥ ʇı ʎɹʇ

˙ƃuıןıǝɔ ǝɥʇ ɟɟo ƃuıƃuɐɥ ƃnq ɹo pɹɐzıן ǝɯos ǝʞıן ʇsɐǝן ʇɐ ɹo

˙puɐןɹǝpuoʍ uı ǝɔıןɐ ǝq oʇ ǝʞıן ʇı sı ʇɐɥʍ ןǝǝɟ noʎ ʇǝן oʇ ʇǝןddɐ ǝןʇʇıן sıɥʇ punoɟ ı unɟ os

look carefully

a picture can paint a thousand words. or, in this case, depict many things. what do you think this is?

goal2010

wow anyone still remember goal2010? then-PM goh chok tong spoke about Singapore getting into the world cup by 2010 on the back of foreign talent during the national day rally of '98.

fast forward 12 years. now it seems that our goal2010 is not to send Singapore to South Africa for the world cup, but rather, to try to bring the world cup from South Africa to Singapore.

yes, thanks to singtel and starhub, Singapore may not be able to broadcast any world cup games live!!!

but heck, why do i care anyway? i will be in germany during the world cup season! =D

hurhurhur

why we will never understand each other

100 best paying jobs in Singapore 2009

are you on the list?

(look at 48 and 49) argh a chinese sin-seh earns more than an aeronautical engineer! i knew i should have taken the TCM mumbo jumbo modules instead of learning about aircraft performance and control!

anyway, where are our ministers on the list?

the plan

in the beginning was the Plan.

and then came the Assumptions.

and the Assumptions were without form.

and darkness was upon the face of the Workers.

and they spoke among themselves, saying, "it is a pile of shit, and it stinketh."

and the workers went unto their Supervisors and said, "it is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odour thereof."

and the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying, "it is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it."

and the Managers went unto their Directors, saying, "it is a vessel of fertiliser, and none may abide its strength."

and the Directors spoke amongst themselves, saying one to another, "it contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."

and the Directors then went onto the Vice Presidents, saying unto them, "it promotes growth and is very powerful."

and the Vice Presidents went unto the President, saying unto him, "this new plan will actively promote the growth and vigour of the company; with powerful effects."

and the President looked upon the Plan, and saw that it was good.

and the Plan became Policy.

and this is How Shit Happens.

- somehow i feel that this was how some new career scheme was derived. some hare-brained idea which probably is only good for the organisation and top brass, but shit for the rest of us folks on the ground. =(

funeral.

kudos to egbet for coming up with such a parody.. haha this version seems a lot more realistic than the official one with the snoring and the farting.

sigh. isn't home supposed to be where the heart is?

family gal

after mme Dati, look who's the latest to be in the family way in France now!

yes another French female minister(e?), this time the minister for the digital economy, is pregnant while in office! well so far the French are cool, no talks about the impending maternity leave being a waste of taxpayers' money, no conflict of roles, etc. - one point which i like about French society: chacun son truc, which means to each his own, as long as you are able to carry out what you have been appointed to do, on s'en fou de votre vie privée. seems a lot more sustainable to me, than in other societies where many women have to supress their true natures and carry themselves like men in order to integrate/succeed in the working world. liberté, égalité, fraternité. =)

on a related note, i think the two women ministers have done a lot more for feminism than the organisation formerly known as AWARE, who are still AWAY catfighting and possibly praying for divine intervention. eat your heart out, Josie Lau, for you and your committee's true agenda will be known sooner or later.

ryu's ultimate combo

hadoken! =)