Well, all that hard work should pay off for all our good church-going, god-fearing Christians, as Christ gears up for the Second Coming, slated to happen 2 Aug later this year. Ever since He returned 2007 A.D. ago on what is known now as Easter Sunday, many Christians, prophets and even Nostradamus have tried to predict when the Second Coming, or Judgement Day as many of us also know it by, would be.
Now as all crosses point to the magical date 2 Aug (according to this report by The Onion here), even He Himself has spared no effort in making it as momentous as possible, by getting out the exercise machines (no Cali Fitness up there) to get in shape, fine-tuning his lightning bolt-ing and maybe sharpening his reckoning skills to deal with all us sinners.
Be prepared. Be very prepared.
The Son of God spending each morning trying to attain perfect abdominal definition.
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