beethoven

i know that this post is probably going to offend lots of female folks, but for the love of life, please tell me why are there so many beethovens in singapore?

no, not that singaporeans are all music geniuses, but in colloquial terms, beethoven = 贝多芬 = 背多分, which literally translates to "more points from the back".

yes, my dear readers, if you did not know, i'm a butt-guy. indeed, cute butts packaged in nice short miniskirts never fail to get my attention.

but as much as i prefer butts to boobs/face, it gets kinda disappointing after the follow-up frontal view is a catastrophe, especially if the view from the rear had been good. hopes and expectations initially raised but then later all flushed down the drain.

imagine the scene: you're walking down orchard road one day, then you see this girl with a great back, great legs and all. you accelerate to try to get more than just a glimpse.. then WHAM! she just socks your balls off with some scrambled-egg face.

today, i met an especially bad one. what added to the humilation was that i had initially alerted my friend to the blip on my babe-radar when i saw her from the back.

as you can imagine, the ribbing that ensued was terrible.

never will i be seduced by just a cute butt again! =D