top ten reasons to date an engineer.. =)

10. The world does revolve around us… we chose the coordinate system.
9. No “couple” enjoys a better “moment”.
8. We know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship.
7. We have significant figures.
6. We have taken a course on the motion of rigid bodies.
5. Projectile motion… need we say more?
4. Engineers do it according to specification.
3. According to Newton, if two bodies interact, their forces are equal and opposite.
2. We know it’s not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force.
1. We know the Right Hand Rule.

And remember that :

Engineers do it more with less resistance.
To avoid friction we apply proper lubrication.

Need I say more?